If I were to go back to college, think what a loser I'd be. I'd sit in the quad and think, "Oh my god, these kids are so much younger than me."

Bogie got fixed today and all he wants to do is sleep on me. It's adorable.

I just got a check in the mail today for cancelling the service contract on my other car, and it was going to start my Vegas fund but apparently I can't get another student loan forbearance because I can't exceed six months in a twelve month period, so it looks like I'm going to have to make a student loan payment with that money. AWESOME.

If I didn't have a nice car and a cat who adores me, I would say that my life sucks right now.